Christmas Reform

A holiday for the modern era.

• Manifesto
• Petitions
• Revolutionary Art

A New Way to Celebrate

Ditch the carols, the ornaments, the eggnog, and the awkward family gatherings.

Embrace the spirit of Christmas Reform, where we trade in our holiday cheer for a healthy dose of existential dread.

The Christmas Reform Manifesto

Article 1: Abolish the 12 Days of Christmas

We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that the 12 Days of Christmas are a relic of the past.

They are a burden on our sanity, a drain on our finances, and a affront to our sensibilities.

Article 2: Establish a New Holiday Tradition

We propose the establishment of a new holiday tradition: the 12 Hours of Netflix.

A time for binge-watching our favorite shows, uninterrupted, without the guilt of "just one more episode."

Hyperlink to the Revolutionary Art for inspiration.

Revolutionary Art for the Modern Era

A collection of works inspired by the spirit of Christmas Reform.

Featuring:

• Surrealist Christmas Scenes
• Abstract Expressionist Holiday Cheer
• Pop-Art Christmas Kitsch.