Because analog clocks were so so last century, we present to you... Chrono-Cogs! A series of time-keeping machines that will make you late for your appointment, guaranteed.
Our cogs are designed to disorient your sense of time, making it impossible to tell what day it is.
Our first machine is a dial that just doesn't work right. It's always stuck on 3:14, no matter how many times you reset it.
This cog seems to work, but it's actually just showing you a random time in a completely different dimension.
This is the first in our series of time-keeping machines that will drive you mad. The Time-Domain Dial is stuck on 3:14, no matter how many times you reset it. We've tried to fix it, but it just won't budge.
We've tried everything: Consulting the user manual, Upgrading to the latest firmware, and even Dynamically demolishing the entire system.