Welcome, detectives. This is the scene of the crime, where the infamous Professor Time traveled back in time to steal the world's supply of coffee.
Witnesses report the Professor was last seen fleeing the scene in a stolen DeLorean, leaving behind a trail of discarded temporal anomalies and a cryptic note that read: "I'll be back, and next time you won't be so lucky.".
See a list of suspects and alibis, View Timeless Clues and Evidence, Download the Chrono-Coroner's Report