Warning: Do not attempt to use this method unless you are prepared for the consequences. Temporal displacement via pineapple juice is a highly experimental and potentially disastrous technique.
Step 1: Gather 3 cups of freshly squeezed pineapple juice
Step 2: Consume the juice while standing on one leg, eyes closed, and reciting the ancient incantation of the Chronos.
Step 3: Open your eyes to find yourself lost in time, surrounded by ancient artifacts and confused tourists.
For further instructions and safety tips, visit our Pineapple Juice Safety Tips page or explore our Temporal Anomalies subpage.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Temporal Surgery method, which is slightly less likely to result in temporal displacement via pineapple juice.