Are you tired of the same old boring methods of conflict resolution? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to the classics: intervention techniques that will make your friends and family wish they never took that art history course.
1. The "I'm-Not-a-Problem-You're-the-Problem" Technique: A time-tested approach in which you tell your loved ones that they're the ones with the problem, while you're just trying to help.
2. The "I've-Read-All-the-Books" Technique: This involves pulling out stacks of dusty tomes and pretending to have read them all, while actually just browsing Wikipedia.
3. The "You-Should-Try-Harder" Technique: This classic involves simply telling your loved ones to "try harder" while doing absolutely nothing to help.
4. The "I-Can-See-It-All" Technique: A dramatic approach in which you claim to have seen the future, while secretly just looking at your crystal ball.
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