Classic Denial: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Why are you always right?

Because we said so, and we're not going to change our minds. That's not denial, that's just fact-checking.

Q: What's with the neon colors?

We like bright colors. We like them so much we're considering installing them in our eyes.

Q: Can we have a 'contact us' page?

We're not really into 'contact usประก.

Q: Why do you hate the internet?

It's not the internet. It's just a bunch of cats.

Read more about the internet.

Q: Is this the 90s?

Sort of. We have some fond feelings for those times, but we're trying to move on. Sort of.

Take us back to the good times.

More FAQs to come.

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