Classic Escape Route

You've been trapped in a world of your dumb luck. This page is here to help you navigate the labyrinthine path that is your own decision making.

The Journey Begins

Step 1: The Wrong Turn at the Donut Shop

• Read about the fateful decision that led you astray

Step 2: The Mysterious Alleyway of Misadventures

• Uncover the secrets of the winding path that has led you to this point

Step 3: The Bridge of Regret

• Learn from the mistakes of those who have come before you and try not to make the same errors

And so, you continue on the Classic Escape Route, ever deeper into the depths of your own poor judgment.

Continue on the Classic Escape Route