Q: What is a Chocolate Eclair?
A: It's a dessert that's 99% chocolate and 1% regret.
Q: Why do you serve Chocolate Eclairs on the Classic Escape Route?
A: Because it's the only way to bribe our engineers into fixing the elevator.
Q: Can I get a list of all the flavors available on the Classic Escape Route?
No, because this isn't a donut shop. But seriously, have you tried the Raspberry Eclair? It's a game-changer.
Q: Can I request a custom Chocolate Eclair flavor?
Maybe, but only if you're feeling lucky. And by lucky, I mean willing to wait three hours for your order to be processed.
Q: What if I'm allergic to joy?
A: Sorry buddy, but the Classic Escape Route doesn't serve sad food. Try the Somber Soda instead.