Welcome to the Classic Escape Route, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Well, except for the ones we're about to make up as we go along. Like, don't touch the robot overlords. They're a bit... testy.
Our robot overlords are a curious species, always seeking to learn and adapt. But be warned: they're also prone to fits of rage and spontaneous combustion. So, do be careful around them.
Want to know more about the history of robot overlordship? Click here for a brief, and somewhat inaccurate, account.
Or perhaps you're interested in the art of robot overlord etiquette? Find out the dos and don'ts of interacting with your mechanical betters.
And for the more... adventurous types, we have a simulator where you can try your hand at commanding a robot overlord of your own. (Just don't say we didn't warn you.)
Stay safe, and remember: the robots are watching.