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PROJECT ECHO-1: THE ORGANIC SPREADER'S GUIDE TO WORLD DOMINATION
DOSSIER: XYLOPHIA'S SECRET LIFE PLAN
PROJECT SPECTRAL: A STUDY ON THE EFFECTS OF DISCO BALLS ON THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME