Cleverness Tactics

The Art of Being Slightly Less Stupid

Tactic 1: The Power of Misdirection

Distract your opponent with an irrelevant yet fascinating fact, then swoop in for the kill with a well-timed zinger.

Tactic 2: The Science of Sarcasm

Use your words to cut down your opponent with a razor-sharp tongue, all while maintaining a veneer of innocence.

Tactic 3: The Strategy of Sudden Onset Boredom

Disarm your foe with an onslaught of mundane, everyday tasks, until they're too exhausted to resist your genius.