Welcome to Climate Change Self-Defense, where we teach you how to fight back against the impending doom of climate catastrophe.

In this section, we'll cover the basics of survival in a post-apocalyptic world, including how to:

1. Build an arsenal of climate change-themed puns, because laughter is the best defense against the end times.
2. Develop a network of underground bunkers for when the polar ice caps melt and sea levels rise.
3. Create a climate change-themed escape plan, because you never know when the flood will come.
4. Learn how to communicate with plants, who will be the only ones left to talk to when the humans are gone.

Stay tuned for more tips and tricks, and don't forget to follow us on our social media channels for the latest climate change memes.

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