Global Warming
It's getting hot, and not just because you ate too many jalapeno poppers.
We are currently experiencing THE CLIMATE APOCALYPSE.
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Side effects may include:
- Increased existential dread
- Severe cases of 'I-told-you-so'
- Mild cases of 'I-guess-I'll-just-buy-a-boat'