Cloud-Computing-For-The-Clueless

Step 1: Confuse the Cloud with Buzzwords

Use terms like 'Disrupt', 'Innovate', and 'Synergy' to sound smart, but actually just confuse your colleagues.

• Deploy Your Confusion

Step 2: Deploy Your Confusion

Set up a cloud-based system, but don't bother with actual configuration or testing. Just wing it.

• Blame It On The Cloud

Step 3: Blame It On The Cloud

When things go wrong, just shout 'Cloud Fail!' and hope someone else fixes it.

• Say You Were Sold Out

Step 4: Say You Were Sold Out

Tell everyone you were a 'consulting firm' and that you're now 'focusing on cloud strategy'. Yeah, that's it.