Clubs for Discerning Individuals

Rules for the discerning member of the Clubhouse of Uncommon Interests

• No Shaking Hands after 7 PM
• No Talking Politics Unless Drunk
• No Using Your Actual Name
• No Complaining About The Weather
• No Ordering Anything Bigger Than A Small Size Drink

Failure to comply will result in being forced to listen to elevator music during your stay.

Club Rules Committee reserves the right to modify, add or remove any rule at its discretion.

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