Cluck Norris's Guide to Torture: Because Who Needs Human Rights, Anyway?

Chapter 1: The Beak-ATron 3000

Cluck's most prized invention is the Beak-ATron 3000, a device that will make you wish for the mercy of a thousand paper cuts.

A picture of a bizarre contraption with a giant, menacing beak and flashing red lights.
Continue to Chapter 2: "The Art of Beak-Based Interrogation"