Cluckin' Out Fever: A Fowl Play

Warning: The following content is a serious medical condition, but don't worry, it's not as serious as it sounds.

Causes

You've been cluckin' out the fever for weeks, months, or maybe even years. It's a real thing, folks. You might be experiencing:

• Excessive egg-laying.
• Inability to stop clucking at inopportune moments.
• Unrelenting urge to peck at anything that looks edible.

Treatment

Don't worry, we've got you covered! Our team of highly trained (okay, not really) specialists will guide you through the following steps:

• Drink plenty of water.
• Avoid spicy foods.
• Take a cold shower.
• Cuddle with a chicken.

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