Transcript of the Most Ridiculous Phone Call Ever
Phone Call: 4
Duration: 3 minutes 14 seconds
Caller: Mr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Called From: A payphone on the outskirts of Nowheresville, USA
00:00:00 - Phone call begins. (ringing_goals_and_fumbling)
00:01:15 - Mr. Bottomsworth: "Hello, hello! Is this the phone company?"
00:01:20 - Automated Voice: "Hello, and welcome to Nowheresville Phone Co.! How may I assist you?"
00:01:30 - Mr. Bottomsworth: "I'd like to speak to my wife, please. She's always calling me, but I'm not married."
00:02:00 - Automated Voice: "I'm sorry to hear that. Let me check our records for you."
00:03:00 - Mr. Bottomsworth: "Wait, wait! You don't have my number! How did you know it was my number?!"
00:03:14 - Automated Voice: "Uh, well, we, uh, it's just a thing we do."
00:03:15 - Mr. Bottomsworth: "A thing you do?! You're all just making it up as you go along! I'm calling the president!"
00:03:20 - Automated.reported Disconnection