The art of belly rubbing is a deeply philosophical pursuit. It requires a deep understanding of the intricacies of the abdominal region, as well as a willingness to get a little messy.
Our theories are based on years of research and experimentation, and have been proven time and time again to be completely and utterly useless. But hey, that's what makes them so compelling, right?
Also known as "The Belly Rub of Doom," this theory proposes that a sudden and intense bout of belly rubbing can induce an existential crisis in the subject. It's a risk, we know.
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This theory posits that a slow and deliberate belly rub can be a powerful tool in the pursuit of romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can just rub someone's belly for hours on end?
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Our most radical theory yet! We propose that a prolonged belly rub can induce a state of deep spiritual connection with the universe. It's a bold claim, we know, but we're willing to take the risk.
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