Cocoa Traders Guild - The Guild of the Golden Bean

Welcome to the most exclusive, most prestigious, most utterly useless guild in all of Chocolateia. Here, we trade in the finest cocoa beans from the farthest reaches of the world.

Our Mission:

To bring you the rarest, the most exotic, and the most overpriced cocoa beans in the land.

We're not just traders, we're not just merchants, we're cocoa connoisseurs.

Join Us:

Membership has its perks. Literally. Join us and get access to our exclusive bean-counting software, our cocoa-sommelier's guide to pairing beans with anything, and our chocolate-taster's certification program.