Welcome, pun-lovers, to the infamous Coffee-Snake cafe, where our brews are always stronger than our jokes. Our coffee is roasted to perfection, but our attempts at humor are burnt to a crisp.
Our menu features the Java Jolt, a coffee so bold it'll put hair on your chest. Or, you know, just give you a heartburn. Try it out and see!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, go for the Espresso-Extravagant, a shot of pure, unadulterated caffeine that'll make you question your life choices.
Don't forget to try our Mocha-Mischief, a delightful blend of coffee and chocolate that'll give you a stomachache and a smile. Or is it the other way around?
Visit us today and taste the difference that our coffee can make in your life... or not.
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