Welcome to the Coffee Shop of Doom, where the coffee is always bitter and the customers are always desperate. Our beans are sourced from the darkest corners of the world, roasted to perfection in the depths of despair.
Our menu features a variety of brews, each one a testament to the futility of human existence:
- Death Epresso - A shot of pure darkness, guaranteed to suck the soul from your mouth.
- Caffeine Coma - A latte that will keep you awake, but not alive.
- Brews of Desperation - A cup of coffee that will drive you to madness.
Don't say we didn't warn you.