Debt Collectors Union: Where "Helping" Means "Hounding"

Our agents are highly trained in the art of making your life miserable until you pay us back.

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Don't see your name on this list? Don't worry, we'll add it. Eventually.

Must be 18 or older to join. Must be in debt.

We have a team of experts who have dedicated their lives to making you feel terrible about your financial decisions.

Our Prophet of Despair has a PhD in making you feel hopeless about your financial future.
Our Prophet of Anxiety has a degree in making you question your every financial decision.
Our Prophet of Angst has a talent for making you feel like you're never going to pay off that loan.