Colloquialism Squad

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world, where we celebrate the art of talking like a native.

Join our squad and become a certified Colloquialist, ready to confuse foreigners with our regional dialects.

Our members have mastered the art of:

• Using 'yous' instead of 'you' in sentences
• Replacing 'I' with 'me' when talking about ourselves
• Defining 'sneakers' as 'plimsulins'

Learn more about our Regional Dialects Apply for our Colloquialist Certificate