The Colorblind Crisis: A Descent into Madness
In a world where colors are reduced to mere suggestions, our hero, Bob, struggles to distinguish one bland from another. His eyes, once bright with wonder, now dull with desperation. His quest: to find meaning in a world where beige is the only color that matters.
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Causes:
Causes of the Colorblind Crisis:
- Exposure to too many beige sweaters
- Over-reliance on beige as a design choice
- Unrelenting pressure from beige-obsessed in-laws
Solutions:
Solutions to the Colorblind Crisis:
- Wearing colored socks
- Staring at a color wheel for hours on end
- Forced exposure to bright, neon lights