Because they were having a fowl argument!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments?
A meow-ic band!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a glitch!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was crow-ly received!
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