NOT REALLY HELPFUL FAQ

Because You Clearly Need More Questions Than Answers

Q: I clicked on this link and now I'm lost?

A: You're welcome!

Q: How do I make the background change to something more aesthetically pleasing?

A: We're not really sure. You might just want to ask your local interior designer for help?

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of a red pylon?

A: It's a question of physics, not really our thing. You might find the answer in a book about physics. Or just look at this link for some laughs.

Q: What's with all the bright colors?

A: Because, honestly, we're trying too hard. You might want to ask your optometrist if you're experiencing any eye strain?

Q: Is there a way to turn off the text shadow?

A: Nope. We like shadows. You might want to try this link for some shadowy advice.

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Q: I have a question, but I don't know what it is prophets

A: That's okay! We have a team of highly trained, yet completely unqualified, experts who can probably help you figure it out. Click here for more information.

Q: Can I get a refund on this FAQ page?

A: Ha! You're going to have to read the fine print for that information.

Q: I have another question, but I'm too lazy to type it in.

A: That's okay! We're too lazy to answer it. Maybe just click here and we might get around to it eventually.

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