Q: Why do I have to comply?
A: Because, apparently, someone in a cubicle is watching you.
We have a whole department dedicated to filling out forms for you.
But don't worry, it's not all paperwork, we also have Regulatory Rodeos.
Check out our Legalese Lingo guide for a crash course.
But honestly, they're basically the same thing. Just different words we use to sound important.
Q: How many forms do I have to fill out?
Let's just say it's an infinite number. Don't look at us, we're not your accountant.
Don't even think about it. We'll find out.
Q: What's the deal with the drop shadows?
It's just to make us look edgy, like a cyberpunk version of a cubicle.
Not without an exit interview, you can't.
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