By accessing this website, you agree to our invasive data collection and usage practices.
We may use your browsing history, search queries, and cookie crumbs to better understand your deepest desires and darkest fears.
Our servers are located in the depths of the mothership, where your data will be stored in a vast, unending sea of ones and zeros.
Don't worry, we promise not to sell your data to the highest bidder, but no promises about sharing it with our AI overlord, Zorvath.
For more information on our data collection and usage practices, please visit our fine print page.