Our email address is a mystery, but we're pretty sure it's not a 900-number from 1985.
Send us a letter, but don't expect us to respond, we're busy composting our feelings.
Or, if you must, phone us, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Or better yet, email us, if you dare
But honestly, just send us a check, we'll just add it to the compost heap.
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