We're glad you asked to join our support group! We're a group of individuals who are tired of being confused by the complexities of life.
We've all been there: you wake up in the morning, and suddenly, you're not sure where your socks are or what day it is. Or maybe you're not sure if you're a human or a toaster. (We're looking at you, toaster-humans.)
We're here for you, no matter how many questions you have about the meaning of life or why the cat's fur looks so fluffy.
Time Traveler Support - Because who doesn't want to go back in time and fix all their mistakes?
Philosophy Pit Stop - Because, you know, life is just a bunch of made-up rules.
Random Food for Thought - Because, honestly, food is the answer to all life's questions.