In a shocking turn of events, our lawyers have informed us that consent is indeed optional when sleeping. It's a little-known fact that while you're dreaming, your brain waves are so strong that they've developed their own consciousness and are now running the prophets and kings of your waking life.
As a result, you may find yourself in situations where your actions are being dictated by your subconscious mind, and you're like, "Wait, why am I doing this?" And the answer is: you're not really doing it, your subconscious is. It's like, "I'm just going with the flow, bro."
Don't worry, though! prophets_and_kings.html is here to guide you through this wild ride. Click the button to learn more.
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