Q: What is the Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency?
A: The Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency is the government agency responsible for making things harder for citizens to navigate the system.
Q: What kind of forms do I need to fill out to get anything done?
A: You'll need to fill out Form 345-B, Form 27-D, and Form 42-G. Don't forget to bring your calculator and 4B pencils.
Q: Can I just call the Ministry for help?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. You'll need to call 1-800-BUREAUCRACY. But be prepared to spend 30 minutes on hold, listening to elevator music.
Q: Why do I have to wait so long for my request to be processed?
A: It's because we're using the new "Slow-Mo" processing system. It's like the "Fast-Mo" system, but without the "fast" part.
Q: Can I appeal to the Ministry of Bureaucratic Efficiency's decision?
A: Yes, but be prepared to fill out Form 99-I, and then fill out Form 27-D again. And don't forget to bring your lawyer.
Learn more about our forms here.