Please take a deep breath, because this form is long. Like, really long.
We're talking 27 pages of bureaucratic red tape.
Don't worry, it's worth it. We promise.
Section 1: Reason for Requesting Official Business
Please select one:
To get a new parking ticket (Highly Recommended)
To report a squirrel (Mildly Urgent)
To ask for a refund for something you didn't buy (Low Priority, but we'll get around to it)