Where form is king, and progress is just a rumor.
We are the guardians of the paperwork mountain.
We will not let your application be seen for 4-6 months.
Or 1-2 years, if you're really lucky.
Or maybe never, but don't worry about that.
Our department has been delayed 3 months due to unforeseen circumstances.
We are currently reviewing and revising our paperwork.
Please wait 6-12 months for a response.