Article 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape

Section 2: The Unyielding Complexity of Bureaucratic Procedure

By the power vested in us, we, the Bureaucratic Council, hereby declare that every citizen of the Empire must navigate a minimum of 17 forms, 23 committees, and 42 meetings before any request can be processed.

Failure to comply will result in penalties, fines, and/or re-education through our esteemed Bureaucratic Re-Education Program (BREP).

For your convenience, we have prepared a flowchart to aid in your understanding of the Bureaucratic Process.

Also, please note that our Bureaucratic Red Tape Rodeo is a highly recommended activity for those who seek a more... immersive experience.