Today, we celebrate the art of making things harder for everyone. Our experts in red tape have been working tirelessly to create the most convoluted forms and regulations possible. Our goal is to make sure that every citizen of this great nation knows exactly how to fill out Form 345-B, subsection 7, paragraph 3.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Subsection 1: The History of Red Tape to see how it all began.
Or if you're feeling adventurous, head over to Red Tape Rodeo to see the thrilling world of bureaucratic paperwork in action!
Don't forget to fill out our Red Tape Form before you leave, or you'll be subject to the wrath of our fearless leader, The Bureaucrat!