Department of Unnecessary Red Tape

Where the art of procrastination meets the science of frustration.

Welcome to our Red Tape Rodeo, where the bureaucratic equivalent of a bullseye is a 2-year-old form that still hasn't been processed.

Our department is dedicated to creating an endless loop of paperwork, just for you.

Our Bureaucratic Hurdle Course

Enroll now and learn the ancient art of filling out Form 27B/6-7-3, the infamous 'I'm Not Sure What This Form Is For' form.

Course topics include:

• The art of using a pen to fill out a form, but only if you have a #2 pencil.
• The science of waiting 6-12 months for your application to be processed.
• The history of forms that have been lost in the depths of our filing cabinet.

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