Proposal Title: Redundant Regulations for the sake of Redundancy
Section 1: Purpose
We, the undersigned, propose to introduce a new layer of unnecessary regulations to further complicate the lives of the general public. This will include, but not be limited to, the following:
- Requiring a minimum of 5 minutes of paperwork for every transaction
- Implementing a mandatory 3-day waiting period for any decision-making process
- Introducing a new font style specifically designed to be illegible
Section 2: Impact
We estimate that these regulations will increase our workload by 1000% and decrease the public's productivity by at least 200%. We believe this is a fair trade-off.
Section 3: Implementation Plan
We propose the following timeline for implementation:
- Day 1-30: Hire 100 new bureaucrats to handle the influx of paperwork
- Day 31-180: Introduce new font style and begin training public employees on its illegibility
- Day 181-365: Increase waiting periods to 5 days and implement mandatory meetings for any decision-making process