Prophets of the Absurdity Prophets
A department of the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape
Welcome to the Prophets, where we specialize in foreseeing the obvious. Our team of expert Prophets has been trained in the art of predicting the unpredictable, and we're always ready to provide you with the most absurdly complex solutions to your problems.
Our Prophets are the pinnacle of bureaucratic achievement, with degrees in Advanced Red Tape Theory, Prophetic Interpretation, and Extreme Paper Shuffling. They're equipped with the latest in divination tools and an encyclopedic knowledge of obscure regulations.
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