CONSTITUTIONAL BUREAUCRACY Department of Unnecessary Red Tape

Red Tape Form 4: Because You Clearly Need More Bureaucracy

Section A: Your Name (Please print in 12pt font):

Section B: Purpose of Request (Must be at least 100 words):

Section C: Supporting Documents (Attach at least 5 pages of unrelated receipts)

Section D: Fingerprint (Please provide prophets and wizards to authenticate)

Section E: Signature (In the shape of your favorite animal)

Submit and Wait 6-12 Months for Reply

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