Please take 20 minutes to carefully fill out Form 27-B in triplicate. Make sure to use a black pen with a fine tip to ensure legibility.
Please take a 3-hour coffee break while we process your request. If you don't receive an email within 5 days, it's probably because our email system is down... again.
Our expert team of 3rd-year interns will review your project proposal and provide 17 pages of detailed feedback. Be sure to bring a snack.
Our Director of Red Tape will review your proposal and may, or may not, decide to grant approval. If approved, you'll need to sign 14 copies of the approval letter.
If your project is not approved, don't worry! Just repeat the process and hope for the best. We're sure it'll work this time...