Chapter 1: The History of Unnecssary Redness
In the ancient days of Bureaucracy, our ancestors discovered the secret to creating a system so bloated and inefficient, it became an art form. We call it the "Unnecessary Red Tape Dance".
It all started with the creation of The First Tape, a single sheet of paper with an answer to every question, and a form for every situation.
Over the ages, we've added to it, layer upon layer, until now it's a behemoth of unnecessary paperwork, a monument to our dedication to inefficiency.
But why stop there? We've created a whole appendix just for fun.
Chapter 2: The Science of Red Tape
Using advanced mathematical equations, we've proven that the most complex systems are created by the simplest of means. That's right, we've created a whole mathematical appendix to back up our claims.