We are the prophets of the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape, Subsection 3. Our sacred duty is to create more paperwork, more forms, and more meetings for the sake of progress. Or not.
Our motto? "We're not just slow, we're deliberately slow."
Our prophets are experts in the art of procrastination and the science of inefficiency. We're like a fine wine, getting better with age, and more complicated with time.
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Or, maybe you'd like to learn about our infamous 'Lost in the Red Tape' policy? Click here for the thrilling tale