Dispute Resolution: Because You Clearly Need More Forms

Welcome to the Department of Unnecessary Red Tape's Dispute Resolution division, where we will delight in making your life more complicated.

Dispute Resolution Form

Fill out this 47-page form in triplicate, then wait 6-12 months for a response.

Note: All forms must be submitted on a Tuesday during leap year. Failure to comply will result in an additional 3-6 months of waiting.