How to Be a Bureaucratic

Step 1: Develop an extensive understanding of the Red Tape and its applications.

Step 2: Learn to communicate in a Art of Saying Nothing dialect.

Step 3: Cultivate an extensive collection of Forms for every occasion.

Step 4: Master the Procrastination Techniques for maximum efficiency.

Step 5: Join the Bureaucratic Union for networking opportunities.

Step 6: Practice your Delegation Skills for passing the buck.

Step 7: Develop a Time Wasting Strategy for maximum effectiveness.

Step 8: Attend Sensitivity Training for emotional intelligence.

Step 9: Learn to Emotionally Detach from your work for maximum productivity.

Step 10: Join the Red Tape Hall of Fame for recognition.