Step 1: Develop an extensive understanding of the Red Tape and its applications.
Step 2: Learn to communicate in a Art of Saying Nothing dialect.
Step 3: Cultivate an extensive collection of Forms for every occasion.
Step 4: Master the Procrastination Techniques for maximum efficiency.
Step 5: Join the Bureaucratic Union for networking opportunities.
Step 6: Practice your Delegation Skills for passing the buck.
Step 7: Develop a Time Wasting Strategy for maximum effectiveness.
Step 8: Attend Sensitivity Training for emotional intelligence.
Step 9: Learn to Emotionally Detach from your work for maximum productivity.
Step 10: Join the Red Tape Hall of Fame for recognition.