FAQ: How to Create a Bureaucratic Efficiency

Welcome to the Department of Overly-Complicated Procedures (DOCP) Guide to creating the most inefficient and Byzantine bureaucratic system ever conceived.

Below are the steps to create a Bureaucratic Efficiency so mind-bogglingly complex it will keep you up at night.

Step 1: Create an endless loop of forms

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Step 2: Add a minimum 3-step approval process

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Step 3: Introduce a mandatory 2-hour training program for all employees

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And that's just the beginning!

Remember: the key to Bureaucratic Efficiency is to never actually accomplish anything, but to make the process look like you're trying.