Constitutional Bureaucracy Day FAQ

How to Start Your Own Bureaucracy

Q: What is a Bureaucracy, anyway?

A: A Bureaucracy is a complex system of rules and regulations that will inevitably lead to unnecessary paperwork and frustration.

Q: I want to start my own Bureaucracy, but I'm not sure where to begin.

A: Congratulations! You've taken the first step into a larger mess! Begin by creating a mission statement, a flowchart, and a 500-page employee manual.

Q: What's the most important part of a Bureaucracy?

A: The coffee machine. Without it, your employees will turn on you.

Q: How do I recruit employees for my Bureaucracy?

A: Offer them a 401(k) plan, dental insurance, and a promise of moderate job security. They'll be yours in no time!

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