Why Is the Bureaucracy So Slow?

Frequently Asked Questions

Are you tired of waiting for your paperwork to be processed?
Is your application stuck in a never-ending cycle of forms and meetings?
Do you dream of a government that moves with the speed of a hamster on a treadmill?

Reason 1: Our Bureaucratic Overlords are Extremely Busy

With their vast array of responsibilities, they have to attend to the needs of every citizen, all while sipping lattes and playing Solitaire.

Reason 2: Our Bureaucracy is Built on a Foundation of Red Tape

We've got miles of it, and it's not just for wrapping fish.

Reason 3: Our Bureaucratic Overlords are Experts at Doing Nothing

They've spent years mastering the art of procrastination, and we can't compete with their expertise.

Reason 4: Our Bureaucracy is a Living, Breathing Organism

With its own agenda, goals, and coffee breaks.

Don't worry, we're working on it! (Or are we?) Check back for updates on our progress.