Section 1, Subsection B: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Here, you will find the definitive guide to the Ministry's most beloved pastime: doing absolutely nothing. With our patented Bureaucratic Efficiency techniques, you'll learn how to:
- Turn meetings into marathon sessions of staring at a wall
- Transform reports into epic novels of unnecessary detail
- Conjure entire bureaucracies from thin air
And for more advanced practitioners, you'll discover:
- The art of creating a 500-page report with a 5-minute turnaround
- How to turn a single question into a 10-meeting, 10-page document chain
- Techniques for generating 20 pages of jargon-filled, completely useless analysis
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